Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5023 | 2023-07-02 16:26:11 | 79.06 | 97% |
| 2955 | 2022-06-30 09:45:20 | 65.94 | 97% |
| 767 | 2022-01-13 13:25:32 | 55.92 | 96% |