Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5110 | 2021-10-23 01:08:18 | 132.33 | 99% |
| 4623 | 2021-10-10 16:05:38 | 138.47 | 99% |
| 151 | 2018-04-22 16:31:43 | 89.81 | 97% |