Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2475 | 2019-01-09 23:14:18 | 101.09 | 98% |
| 502 | 2017-09-30 23:05:39 | 97.31 | 97% |