Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1749 | 2020-04-11 07:07:04 | 52.56 | 95% |
| 892 | 2019-10-05 04:37:50 | 48.68 | 95% |