Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10668 | 2018-09-13 11:18:11 | 106.92 | 97% |
| 8599 | 2018-05-28 01:22:02 | 106.45 | 98% |
| 1668 | 2017-06-19 19:37:27 | 93.64 | 97% |
| 1318 | 2017-06-06 04:21:13 | 87.39 | 97% |