Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2737 | 2019-09-11 18:48:45 | 73.65 | 97% |
| 1605 | 2019-01-31 22:36:52 | 67.18 | 97% |