Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2011 | 2021-03-14 19:10:25 | 97.58 | 98% |
| 709 | 2020-09-22 14:34:40 | 88.14 | 97% |