Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1243 | 2023-10-29 10:22:01 | 56.95 | 97.7% |
| 423 | 2023-06-01 08:30:36 | 50.79 | 96% |