Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10108 | 2023-01-12 15:14:04 | 85.93 | 99% |
| 5040 | 2021-03-17 21:39:30 | 67.30 | 97% |