Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2821 | 2022-02-09 00:18:27 | 93.22 | 99% |
| 2604 | 2021-11-30 17:50:45 | 80.37 | 96% |