Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4745 | 2018-03-30 17:52:41 | 52.95 | 94% |
| 2864 | 2017-03-19 07:17:22 | 49.38 | 87% |