Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6032 | 2022-12-31 10:05:19 | 65.04 | 95% |
| 5741 | 2022-12-16 15:31:45 | 39.50 | 95% |
| 3414 | 2022-04-01 17:22:10 | 67.49 | 97% |
| 1986 | 2021-05-30 07:15:44 | 54.72 | 95% |