Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5668 | 2022-05-28 10:26:02 | 90.74 | 96% |
| 860 | 2022-03-17 14:26:10 | 86.10 | 96% |