Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13651 | 2018-09-12 10:46:51 | 78.23 | 98% |
| 3225 | 2017-08-11 15:51:27 | 59.36 | 97% |
| 3056 | 2017-08-08 09:51:39 | 50.67 | 95% |
| 786 | 2017-07-23 03:24:39 | 57.01 | 98% |
| 428 | 2017-07-19 09:21:31 | 52.81 | 96% |