Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9593 | 2021-08-19 20:07:02 | 99.28 | 97% |
| 7218 | 2021-06-14 17:30:53 | 103.13 | 98% |
| 5456 | 2021-05-16 16:33:01 | 89.39 | 96% |
| 5068 | 2021-05-10 19:19:44 | 94.62 | 98% |
| 3905 | 2021-04-29 00:18:57 | 86.08 | 98% |
| 101 | 2021-03-09 20:10:51 | 81.05 | 97% |