Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10253 | 2024-03-12 19:32:52 | 92.40 | 99.2% |
| 9279 | 2022-01-10 19:15:59 | 82.27 | 97% |
| 6994 | 2021-07-05 17:20:55 | 86.64 | 96% |
| 4680 | 2021-04-04 16:16:18 | 86.72 | 98% |