Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 220 | 2017-05-25 13:49:23 | 38.01 | 93% |
| 74 | 2017-03-20 13:28:56 | 28.45 | 85% |