Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2166 | 2021-02-26 10:38:26 | 79.69 | 96.1% |
| 976 | 2020-06-21 16:09:52 | 73.23 | 98% |