Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3903 | 2021-05-14 07:43:13 | 60.78 | 95% |
| 2454 | 2021-02-23 14:37:58 | 55.46 | 93.6% |
| 2291 | 2021-02-22 08:58:45 | 73.43 | 97.2% |
| 336 | 2020-12-02 06:46:20 | 50.13 | 96% |