Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2473 | 2018-09-14 14:09:11 | 62.87 | 96% |
| 562 | 2017-08-12 23:35:52 | 53.04 | 95% |
| 468 | 2017-08-10 19:34:55 | 58.44 | 96% |