Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5321 | 2022-09-20 19:09:22 | 66.30 | 95% |
| 4870 | 2022-08-29 12:12:45 | 66.77 | 96% |
| 2194 | 2022-06-07 14:36:24 | 66.45 | 99% |
| 1047 | 2022-05-22 16:32:49 | 52.03 | 98% |
| 628 | 2022-05-11 20:28:46 | 43.78 | 95% |