Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3188 | 2022-01-12 12:14:33 | 63.76 | 93% |
| 67 | 2020-04-29 06:44:24 | 42.64 | 96% |