Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2985 | 2018-10-26 19:37:04 | 51.05 | 92% |
| 2142 | 2018-02-06 19:42:54 | 49.54 | 94% |
| 589 | 2017-04-29 05:36:50 | 34.64 | 81% |
| 17 | 2017-03-18 09:43:15 | 31.65 | 90% |