Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2062 | 2023-01-11 12:06:08 | 82.98 | 97% |
| 473 | 2022-10-25 04:36:26 | 65.35 | 95% |