Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7292 | 2018-07-03 23:02:47 | 66.92 | 100% |
| 1887 | 2017-06-27 23:13:56 | 65.31 | 100% |
| 530 | 2017-03-19 17:15:16 | 59.29 | 100% |
| 349 | 2017-03-08 00:36:01 | 59.71 | 100% |