Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7362 | 2021-10-04 04:50:01 | 105.31 | 99% |
| 7259 | 2020-04-19 21:00:14 | 106.71 | 99% |
| 4288 | 2018-06-14 01:29:25 | 88.53 | 97% |
| 3480 | 2018-01-09 01:12:37 | 99.35 | 97% |
| 3155 | 2017-12-29 04:23:19 | 96.90 | 98% |