Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2153 | 2021-01-28 17:28:37 | 98.21 | 98.7% |
| 1507 | 2021-01-14 17:31:28 | 91.83 | 97% |