You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
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7488 | 2019-11-05 01:12:02 | 91.74 | 97% |
6559 | 2019-09-19 01:59:57 | 91.78 | 96% |
6302 | 2019-09-12 04:24:52 | 97.28 | 97% |
5233 | 2018-05-28 23:11:24 | 90.46 | 97% |
4931 | 2018-01-23 02:58:51 | 84.80 | 97% |