Text race history for Laggy (thefitfatass)

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What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Game Time WPM Accuracy
23233 2019-09-17 17:45:01 107.51 98%
15284 2019-02-12 12:16:32 95.51 97%
13684 2019-01-03 16:23:35 98.69 98%
9244 2018-10-05 18:26:50 95.61 99%
8150 2018-09-03 18:01:51 95.61 98%
1894 2018-01-31 18:33:22 95.99 98%
955 2018-01-05 20:09:14 88.66 98%