I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 44721 | 2023-05-24 08:14:28 | 80.17 | 99% |
| 41652 | 2023-04-19 09:08:44 | 73.33 | 98% |
| 37064 | 2023-01-16 19:24:47 | 76.51 | 97% |
| 36555 | 2023-01-02 20:00:26 | 62.27 | 97% |
| 31459 | 2022-05-13 22:29:11 | 78.29 | 99% |
| 31407 | 2022-05-13 13:01:25 | 68.16 | 96% |
| 31178 | 2022-05-05 23:03:11 | 67.72 | 98% |
| 24339 | 2018-07-30 08:57:58 | 73.33 | 99% |
| 18278 | 2017-09-06 18:36:03 | 71.27 | 99% |
| 16561 | 2017-07-05 10:39:04 | 73.72 | 99% |
| 16459 | 2017-06-30 06:38:00 | 66.76 | 98% |
| 15394 | 2017-05-04 21:40:22 | 69.22 | 96% |
| 14398 | 2017-03-26 16:03:10 | 66.51 | 95% |
| 12971 | 2017-02-20 15:31:32 | 64.46 | 95% |
| 11924 | 2017-01-02 19:44:01 | 64.27 | 96% |
| 11087 | 2016-11-21 17:25:19 | 68.06 | 95% |
| 10728 | 2016-10-22 19:09:24 | 62.35 | 98% |
| 9934 | 2016-09-30 17:57:07 | 65.31 | 94% |
| 8911 | 2016-08-17 10:40:45 | 58.45 | 91% |
| 8104 | 2016-07-03 21:16:07 | 62.42 | 95% |
| 7975 | 2016-07-01 18:57:06 | 60.24 | 94% |
| 7501 | 2016-05-04 10:51:15 | 59.43 | 96% |
| 6530 | 2016-03-27 20:05:16 | 59.61 | 94% |
| 6164 | 2016-03-22 16:02:04 | 56.38 | 93% |
| 5964 | 2016-03-18 13:54:36 | 50.13 | 88% |
| 5423 | 2016-03-08 23:03:41 | 56.53 | 97% |
| 5124 | 2016-03-01 11:37:03 | 60.57 | 93% |
| 4492 | 2016-02-09 13:37:50 | 59.67 | 96% |
| 3859 | 2016-01-29 21:22:50 | 51.44 | 93% |
| 3096 | 2016-01-09 23:25:38 | 54.40 | 93% |
| 2670 | 2016-01-02 23:52:18 | 55.72 | 93% |
| 2448 | 2015-12-30 00:20:23 | 48.22 | 91% |
| 283 | 2015-12-11 10:19:09 | 53.45 | 94% |