I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 28034 | 2023-08-30 11:33:53 | 89.99 | 97% |
| 26980 | 2022-08-25 03:06:25 | 88.08 | 97% |
| 26287 | 2022-03-08 18:27:38 | 87.00 | 97% |
| 26172 | 2022-03-02 10:57:02 | 88.57 | 97% |
| 25420 | 2021-12-19 07:12:29 | 80.74 | 97% |
| 25353 | 2021-12-18 08:10:00 | 74.51 | 96% |
| 23893 | 2021-09-28 03:02:59 | 91.96 | 98% |
| 23533 | 2021-09-08 04:19:01 | 72.97 | 95% |
| 23491 | 2021-09-07 03:41:34 | 80.69 | 96% |
| 15894 | 2018-11-21 15:52:11 | 82.64 | 97% |
| 13441 | 2018-06-08 05:31:38 | 83.67 | 97% |
| 11244 | 2018-03-12 16:42:09 | 85.00 | 97% |
| 10107 | 2017-12-28 11:43:49 | 82.11 | 97% |
| 8290 | 2017-10-19 16:50:48 | 68.42 | 95% |
| 5845 | 2017-08-24 16:25:11 | 64.76 | 95% |
| 5051 | 2017-07-31 04:01:04 | 73.36 | 97% |
| 5024 | 2017-07-30 03:35:30 | 68.69 | 96% |
| 1491 | 2017-02-18 14:33:13 | 65.24 | 95% |
| 629 | 2017-01-09 03:43:08 | 58.38 | 93% |
| 481 | 2017-01-06 08:05:24 | 58.34 | 95% |