I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 33554 | 2022-04-19 15:10:56 | 119.92 | 99% |
| 30744 | 2018-02-27 17:11:01 | 133.10 | 99% |
| 25524 | 2017-09-15 17:47:13 | 124.43 | 99% |
| 20450 | 2017-05-15 14:14:51 | 138.03 | 99% |
| 19876 | 2017-05-09 17:59:49 | 137.50 | 99% |
| 19504 | 2017-04-28 18:18:31 | 120.47 | 93% |
| 19445 | 2017-04-28 14:21:31 | 133.77 | 98% |
| 17909 | 2017-03-22 12:07:01 | 128.06 | 98% |
| 13269 | 2016-11-29 14:58:37 | 136.72 | 98% |
| 13151 | 2016-11-28 14:10:18 | 127.53 | 97% |
| 12834 | 2016-11-15 19:24:47 | 132.09 | 98% |
| 11234 | 2016-10-27 12:46:10 | 137.70 | 99% |
| 10576 | 2016-10-17 16:10:20 | 114.06 | 93% |
| 8721 | 2016-09-21 18:18:55 | 106.36 | 93% |
| 8674 | 2016-09-21 17:24:35 | 122.97 | 97% |
| 8532 | 2016-09-21 12:20:26 | 137.10 | 99% |
| 7910 | 2016-09-15 18:15:21 | 128.42 | 97% |
| 6408 | 2016-09-02 19:19:48 | 124.81 | 95% |
| 5730 | 2016-08-30 19:48:44 | 135.21 | 99% |
| 5380 | 2016-08-25 18:16:06 | 132.27 | 98% |
| 4593 | 2016-08-19 12:59:46 | 116.54 | 96% |
| 3914 | 2016-08-16 13:37:58 | 115.97 | 95% |
| 2889 | 2016-07-08 19:30:26 | 113.59 | 96% |
| 1934 | 2016-05-25 16:28:37 | 118.19 | 94% |
| 1883 | 2016-05-24 12:31:46 | 118.25 | 98% |