The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8762 | 2014-04-30 04:43:28 | 85.63 | 96% |
| 7878 | 2013-08-19 13:53:00 | 82.45 | 95% |
| 6745 | 2013-05-17 11:56:11 | 89.53 | 97% |
| 6467 | 2013-05-03 04:58:43 | 82.08 | 94% |
| 6401 | 2013-04-29 09:50:26 | 73.97 | 93% |
| 6213 | 2013-04-18 10:57:16 | 84.77 | 95% |
| 5775 | 2013-03-20 11:58:11 | 72.19 | 89% |
| 4693 | 2012-12-16 07:17:03 | 63.38 | 89% |
| 4610 | 2012-12-07 06:21:45 | 77.27 | 93% |
| 4345 | 2012-11-27 05:18:56 | 67.60 | 89% |
| 3952 | 2012-11-09 11:25:09 | 71.15 | 91% |
| 3127 | 2012-09-16 10:51:56 | 73.33 | 96% |
| 2461 | 2012-08-23 15:11:32 | 58.69 | 93% |
| 2002 | 2012-08-12 02:50:01 | 64.18 | 92% |
| 1380 | 2012-07-16 11:32:18 | 65.19 | 94% |
| 1267 | 2012-07-12 11:03:34 | 71.48 | 95% |
| 1252 | 2012-07-12 02:17:49 | 63.00 | 95% |
| 425 | 2012-06-15 10:36:57 | 53.18 | 88% |
| 286 | 2012-06-07 02:10:38 | 57.81 | 95% |