And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2491 | 2016-04-09 19:32:15 | 100.97 | 95% |
| 1504 | 2015-08-03 22:25:00 | 108.85 | 98% |
| 1368 | 2015-08-01 00:11:13 | 97.08 | 97% |
| 1344 | 2015-07-31 16:41:30 | 95.00 | 95% |
| 1065 | 2015-07-22 20:55:35 | 103.64 | 97% |
| 616 | 2015-07-13 19:30:40 | 81.92 | 91% |
| 357 | 2015-07-11 00:03:00 | 89.27 | 95% |