And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8048 | 2023-05-09 05:06:19 | 78.24 | 98% |
| 4288 | 2016-09-08 18:10:37 | 85.28 | 97% |
| 4147 | 2016-08-30 03:40:33 | 89.59 | 98% |
| 3823 | 2016-05-13 17:33:01 | 77.09 | 97% |
| 3566 | 2016-03-14 02:41:44 | 74.04 | 95% |
| 2814 | 2016-02-01 21:55:23 | 72.39 | 94% |
| 2285 | 2016-01-21 03:32:10 | 80.54 | 96% |
| 388 | 2015-11-11 21:43:57 | 63.19 | 94% |