And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3769 | 2016-11-03 15:30:34 | 76.16 | 92% |
| 3594 | 2016-02-06 14:08:13 | 72.44 | 91% |
| 3334 | 2016-01-26 15:14:46 | 81.08 | 94% |
| 3290 | 2016-01-20 13:03:30 | 77.24 | 91% |
| 3101 | 2016-01-13 14:39:59 | 69.22 | 92% |
| 3062 | 2016-01-11 16:06:17 | 74.51 | 94% |
| 2132 | 2014-10-01 09:59:58 | 78.90 | 93% |
| 2116 | 2014-10-01 09:34:37 | 68.29 | 92% |
| 2055 | 2014-09-26 02:21:38 | 76.16 | 93% |
| 1986 | 2014-09-22 12:26:52 | 68.09 | 92% |
| 1889 | 2014-01-31 11:52:31 | 71.37 | 93% |
| 1816 | 2014-01-30 11:33:30 | 87.60 | 97% |
| 1568 | 2013-07-05 03:38:58 | 71.60 | 91% |
| 1447 | 2013-07-02 05:06:20 | 73.57 | 93% |
| 489 | 2013-06-06 14:36:25 | 58.07 | 85% |
| 113 | 2013-01-01 15:55:30 | 56.33 | 87% |