And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2854 | 2015-12-03 09:08:02 | 71.21 | 93% |
| 2702 | 2015-08-27 00:16:19 | 65.63 | 92% |
| 2495 | 2015-06-02 03:13:24 | 70.30 | 94% |
| 1665 | 2013-06-09 10:52:18 | 72.07 | 95% |
| 1325 | 2013-04-29 09:22:26 | 60.98 | 90% |
| 895 | 2013-04-10 10:02:22 | 63.57 | 94% |