And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2134 | 2019-12-10 22:26:20 | 114.03 | 99% |
| 1767 | 2015-11-26 19:43:45 | 96.43 | 97% |
| 1606 | 2015-10-22 02:23:08 | 97.53 | 96% |
| 1142 | 2015-05-10 20:49:14 | 80.55 | 94% |
| 810 | 2015-03-15 04:52:10 | 77.97 | 91% |
| 763 | 2015-03-14 19:09:53 | 74.21 | 92% |
| 601 | 2015-02-14 21:08:00 | 73.11 | 92% |
| 343 | 2015-02-04 13:30:00 | 64.18 | 89% |
| 330 | 2015-02-01 22:41:53 | 60.49 | 87% |
| 55 | 2014-08-22 00:45:15 | 41.81 | 88% |