And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2192 | 2015-11-16 00:08:23 | 79.83 | 89% |
| 2174 | 2015-11-12 17:47:12 | 93.17 | 96% |
| 2106 | 2015-11-09 20:58:54 | 88.63 | 94% |
| 1879 | 2015-06-12 20:07:19 | 78.72 | 91% |
| 1777 | 2015-03-07 21:39:59 | 83.77 | 95% |
| 1447 | 2011-04-07 03:08:32 | 69.35 | |
| 1258 | 2011-01-05 00:52:35 | 57.81 | |
| 1066 | 2010-11-14 03:49:58 | 64.45 | |
| 222 | 2010-05-07 02:10:17 | 58.50 | |
| 204 | 2010-05-06 23:47:21 | 57.98 | |
| 103 | 2010-04-27 00:39:24 | 50.57 |