And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2732 | 2013-09-18 00:45:29 | 134.43 | 98% |
| 2234 | 2009-08-07 20:54:10 | 134.07 | |
| 2124 | 2009-07-19 17:50:24 | 138.70 | |
| 2090 | 2009-07-03 20:00:56 | 130.76 | |
| 2031 | 2009-06-16 01:18:06 | 141.68 | |
| 2017 | 2009-06-14 03:45:43 | 115.07 | |
| 1973 | 2009-06-08 23:16:52 | 132.00 | |
| 1939 | 2009-06-02 00:05:54 | 111.18 | |
| 1777 | 2009-05-22 17:43:20 | 119.24 | |
| 1756 | 2009-05-18 22:04:27 | 128.74 | |
| 1289 | 2009-04-12 17:24:20 | 125.36 | |
| 1180 | 2009-04-10 00:31:33 | 118.08 | |
| 1149 | 2009-04-05 20:59:05 | 123.41 | |
| 906 | 2009-03-28 18:50:56 | 126.24 | |
| 811 | 2009-03-21 16:57:47 | 134.02 | |
| 586 | 2009-03-09 17:50:35 | 113.67 | |
| 561 | 2009-03-07 22:34:20 | 123.22 | |
| 531 | 2009-03-06 00:04:59 | 114.34 | |
| 461 | 2009-03-01 16:09:54 | 118.41 | |
| 392 | 2009-02-28 02:00:24 | 130.01 | |
| 179 | 2009-02-16 19:22:36 | 138.07 | |
| 32 | 2009-02-13 20:00:50 | 112.64 |