And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3121 | 2013-11-07 00:43:27 | 82.66 | 99% |
| 3117 | 2013-11-06 09:30:16 | 87.45 | 99% |
| 2789 | 2013-08-08 10:27:04 | 73.79 | 99% |
| 2680 | 2013-08-01 00:59:56 | 71.80 | 98% |
| 2538 | 2013-07-26 03:21:19 | 71.69 | 95% |
| 2446 | 2013-07-24 13:46:42 | 73.67 | 98% |
| 1964 | 2013-07-02 12:40:03 | 80.77 | 98% |
| 1859 | 2013-06-27 07:47:08 | 72.62 | 99% |
| 1606 | 2013-05-16 09:56:40 | 76.26 | 99% |
| 1598 | 2013-05-16 00:34:50 | 76.91 | 99% |
| 800 | 2013-03-08 21:29:07 | 68.99 | 98% |