And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8899 | 2014-10-29 18:32:12 | 58.24 | 96% |
| 8514 | 2014-09-28 01:34:56 | 60.51 | 98% |
| 7630 | 2013-10-03 04:51:26 | 52.60 | 99% |
| 7349 | 2013-09-16 20:09:47 | 60.70 | 98% |
| 6857 | 2013-08-12 04:35:51 | 61.34 | 99% |
| 6619 | 2013-07-17 21:25:38 | 61.24 | 98% |
| 6582 | 2013-07-17 00:09:00 | 59.98 | 98% |
| 6493 | 2013-07-12 16:52:46 | 57.82 | 99% |
| 5955 | 2009-12-11 23:05:51 | 61.81 | |
| 5585 | 2009-11-23 04:12:40 | 56.01 | |
| 5422 | 2009-11-20 03:30:58 | 64.74 | |
| 5400 | 2009-11-19 16:17:10 | 58.63 | |
| 5398 | 2009-11-19 16:13:56 | 58.68 | |
| 4777 | 2009-10-27 04:24:05 | 56.33 | |
| 3992 | 2009-10-21 15:37:07 | 59.17 | |
| 3735 | 2009-10-19 04:10:05 | 55.66 | |
| 3299 | 2009-10-16 04:56:03 | 51.14 | |
| 3297 | 2009-10-16 04:52:51 | 52.08 | |
| 2996 | 2009-10-13 02:16:28 | 56.79 | |
| 2842 | 2009-10-11 21:46:04 | 54.60 | |
| 2581 | 2009-10-09 14:16:54 | 58.06 | |
| 1675 | 2009-09-29 19:02:46 | 53.60 | |
| 1254 | 2009-09-25 12:29:18 | 57.03 | |
| 851 | 2009-09-21 02:32:33 | 55.96 | |
| 575 | 2009-09-18 22:22:34 | 55.64 | |
| 209 | 2009-09-14 10:51:05 | 55.23 | |
| 10 | 2009-09-10 14:51:27 | 50.46 |