And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5635 | 2014-07-18 19:55:33 | 92.48 | 92% |
| 5361 | 2014-07-11 19:00:52 | 102.60 | 97% |
| 5303 | 2014-07-11 17:12:53 | 84.41 | 91% |
| 5199 | 2014-07-10 21:17:56 | 108.40 | 98% |
| 4489 | 2014-07-02 22:40:37 | 93.99 | 94% |
| 4406 | 2014-07-02 19:39:44 | 90.61 | 93% |
| 4176 | 2014-06-30 19:21:49 | 81.63 | 92% |
| 3243 | 2014-06-23 20:52:38 | 90.26 | 93% |
| 3240 | 2014-06-23 20:50:11 | 89.43 | 93% |
| 2969 | 2014-06-19 21:50:58 | 93.00 | 95% |
| 2837 | 2014-06-19 19:33:23 | 96.82 | 96% |
| 2567 | 2014-06-13 20:19:30 | 81.07 | 94% |
| 2197 | 2014-06-12 18:45:59 | 75.55 | 92% |
| 1857 | 2014-06-11 21:12:06 | 81.51 | 94% |
| 1684 | 2014-06-11 17:47:27 | 89.18 | 96% |
| 1049 | 2014-06-10 14:40:59 | 87.77 | 97% |
| 964 | 2014-06-10 13:17:57 | 73.07 | 96% |