And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 18993 | 2015-03-02 05:20:36 | 139.70 | 89% |
| 18939 | 2015-02-01 02:14:26 | 151.41 | 96% |
| 18938 | 2015-02-01 02:13:16 | 147.77 | 92% |
| 18834 | 2015-01-25 09:50:09 | 165.76 | 96% |
| 18654 | 2015-01-20 20:04:33 | 139.44 | 96% |
| 18640 | 2015-01-02 08:41:15 | 164.13 | 96% |
| 18398 | 2014-12-14 18:52:17 | 153.17 | 96% |
| 18326 | 2014-12-08 07:13:51 | 162.94 | 98% |
| 18306 | 2014-12-06 20:11:49 | 140.94 | 93% |
| 18298 | 2014-12-06 20:00:19 | 152.01 | 98% |
| 17955 | 2014-10-31 02:28:53 | 153.71 | 98% |
| 17951 | 2014-10-31 02:24:15 | 152.42 | 98% |
| 17865 | 2014-10-13 08:28:27 | 162.19 | 100% |
| 17777 | 2014-10-05 05:36:48 | 153.58 | 99% |
| 17516 | 2014-09-18 01:14:06 | 157.17 | 98% |
| 17201 | 2014-06-30 01:37:26 | 163.86 | 100% |
| 17063 | 2014-06-26 03:26:56 | 143.48 | 97% |
| 16994 | 2014-06-25 01:52:03 | 143.57 | 96% |
| 16622 | 2014-01-05 21:54:53 | 161.08 | 99% |
| 16598 | 2014-01-04 05:11:14 | 131.00 | 91% |
| 16516 | 2014-01-03 18:25:58 | 155.64 | 99% |
| 16441 | 2014-01-02 17:11:19 | 141.37 | 96% |
| 16193 | 2013-12-21 04:57:54 | 129.33 | 95% |
| 16181 | 2013-12-21 04:36:54 | 135.76 | 93% |
| 15443 | 2013-11-22 06:04:12 | 135.93 | 91% |
| 15306 | 2013-11-19 11:40:55 | 147.79 | 98% |
| 15223 | 2013-11-16 07:14:56 | 150.08 | 98% |
| 15049 | 2013-11-08 21:15:35 | 157.03 | 99% |
| 14862 | 2013-11-04 05:12:08 | 142.21 | 97% |
| 14746 | 2013-11-03 02:51:35 | 162.37 | 97% |
| 14392 | 2013-10-29 15:15:39 | 161.82 | 100% |
| 14086 | 2013-10-25 06:55:09 | 156.30 | 98% |
| 13637 | 2013-10-14 16:54:31 | 152.05 | 98% |
| 13317 | 2013-09-27 00:21:30 | 135.83 | 96% |
| 13272 | 2013-09-24 23:39:02 | 130.54 | 93% |
| 13265 | 2013-09-24 05:09:20 | 158.17 | 99% |
| 13190 | 2013-09-21 10:15:15 | 155.53 | 98% |
| 12680 | 2013-09-08 14:54:25 | 150.03 | 99% |
| 12274 | 2013-09-08 08:22:50 | 148.76 | 98% |
| 11132 | 2013-08-09 04:00:32 | 149.64 | 98% |
| 10710 | 2013-07-11 17:14:12 | 142.29 | 96% |
| 9799 | 2011-12-18 21:11:54 | 137.59 | 94% |
| 9018 | 2011-04-14 22:49:16 | 151.32 | |
| 8983 | 2011-03-11 21:10:54 | 138.19 | |
| 8550 | 2010-09-07 10:10:38 | 126.81 | |
| 7951 | 2010-07-04 13:19:27 | 122.77 | |
| 7086 | 2010-05-22 17:47:39 | 127.27 | |
| 6927 | 2010-05-21 23:57:19 | 141.12 | |
| 6249 | 2010-03-12 05:21:40 | 133.63 | |
| 5791 | 2010-01-24 23:19:00 | 133.45 | |
| 5420 | 2009-12-27 17:10:09 | 126.53 | |
| 5292 | 2009-12-22 13:16:33 | 126.49 | |
| 5121 | 2009-12-19 10:01:15 | 140.47 | |
| 5082 | 2009-12-19 08:19:37 | 139.90 | |
| 4939 | 2009-12-12 01:47:33 | 135.11 | |
| 4885 | 2009-12-10 07:11:39 | 138.68 | |
| 4685 | 2009-11-26 02:21:56 | 109.64 | |
| 4642 | 2009-11-25 06:56:23 | 110.59 | |
| 4605 | 2009-11-24 07:48:52 | 124.82 | |
| 4474 | 2009-11-16 05:06:58 | 134.10 | |
| 3904 | 2009-11-10 11:51:25 | 107.39 | |
| 3735 | 2009-11-06 21:28:47 | 120.76 | |
| 3625 | 2009-11-04 00:00:31 | 121.14 | |
| 3444 | 2009-11-02 09:44:16 | 122.29 | |
| 3345 | 2009-11-01 04:40:20 | 117.01 | |
| 3149 | 2009-10-28 05:33:46 | 141.41 | |
| 2921 | 2009-10-20 09:39:07 | 129.94 | |
| 2868 | 2009-10-18 00:10:46 | 126.56 | |
| 2666 | 2009-10-15 21:09:07 | 119.15 | |
| 2647 | 2009-10-15 19:43:56 | 105.60 | |
| 2327 | 2009-10-08 20:19:15 | 111.33 | |
| 2186 | 2009-10-03 01:41:28 | 132.87 | |
| 1914 | 2009-09-18 20:17:21 | 121.41 | |
| 1437 | 2009-08-20 04:32:40 | 140.68 | |
| 1299 | 2009-08-03 18:44:34 | 116.77 | |
| 1112 | 2009-07-26 22:31:33 | 136.59 | |
| 1105 | 2009-07-23 17:20:54 | 107.57 | |
| 1095 | 2009-07-23 16:32:35 | 111.62 | |
| 966 | 2009-07-04 20:48:40 | 134.40 | |
| 513 | 2009-04-04 00:35:00 | 101.19 |