And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4328 | 2015-05-08 14:21:48 | 80.21 | 88% |
| 3149 | 2014-02-12 16:07:27 | 86.42 | 90% |
| 3054 | 2014-02-03 19:09:16 | 77.29 | 90% |
| 2614 | 2013-11-27 18:05:47 | 84.48 | 92% |
| 2482 | 2013-11-12 01:32:29 | 68.51 | 89% |
| 2081 | 2013-10-30 23:14:00 | 70.93 | 90% |
| 1406 | 2013-10-12 21:37:18 | 78.67 | 92% |
| 871 | 2013-10-03 19:51:13 | 83.17 | 93% |