And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2384 | 2017-10-12 00:05:05 | 112.98 | 99% |
| 1728 | 2016-12-02 03:23:44 | 118.74 | 96% |
| 675 | 2010-01-28 04:05:35 | 113.23 | |
| 650 | 2010-01-25 02:36:30 | 118.20 | |
| 255 | 2009-11-13 15:16:57 | 92.63 | |
| 37 | 2009-10-30 07:04:28 | 103.74 | |
| 19 | 2009-10-30 05:15:53 | 92.89 |