And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7870 | 2011-11-25 02:03:58 | 77.01 | 93% |
| 7714 | 2011-11-21 00:05:16 | 76.00 | 92% |
| 7543 | 2011-11-17 17:49:56 | 71.81 | 90% |
| 6694 | 2011-01-08 08:28:57 | 73.77 | |
| 6631 | 2011-01-04 10:41:11 | 78.76 | |
| 6550 | 2011-01-03 08:33:31 | 71.13 | |
| 6365 | 2011-01-01 23:49:46 | 68.78 | |
| 5983 | 2010-12-30 00:45:30 | 70.75 | |
| 5843 | 2010-12-29 08:00:26 | 77.81 | |
| 5248 | 2009-11-14 08:02:15 | 67.61 | |
| 5240 | 2009-11-14 06:40:24 | 60.47 | |
| 5238 | 2009-11-13 08:07:27 | 65.87 | |
| 4967 | 2009-11-03 03:02:31 | 69.20 | |
| 4937 | 2009-11-01 02:37:12 | 70.79 | |
| 4848 | 2009-10-29 04:47:09 | 71.66 | |
| 4608 | 2009-10-24 18:32:09 | 71.19 | |
| 4331 | 2009-10-19 00:57:04 | 58.62 | |
| 4001 | 2009-10-16 03:58:41 | 64.35 | |
| 3538 | 2009-10-11 17:35:23 | 63.93 | |
| 3491 | 2009-10-11 03:08:52 | 62.24 | |
| 3212 | 2009-10-09 17:20:59 | 66.30 | |
| 3203 | 2009-10-09 17:09:23 | 61.50 | |
| 2982 | 2009-10-08 06:16:11 | 61.88 | |
| 2335 | 2009-04-30 04:20:43 | 71.49 | |
| 2021 | 2009-04-09 19:46:16 | 68.89 | |
| 1943 | 2009-04-08 18:19:49 | 68.33 | |
| 1740 | 2009-04-06 02:45:01 | 65.83 | |
| 1561 | 2009-04-04 11:05:26 | 65.07 | |
| 1259 | 2009-03-28 21:43:58 | 65.79 | |
| 1247 | 2009-03-28 08:35:51 | 73.09 | |
| 967 | 2009-03-16 04:58:00 | 58.00 | |
| 582 | 2009-02-25 11:51:31 | 66.48 | |
| 459 | 2009-02-23 12:28:17 | 70.18 | |
| 355 | 2009-02-21 06:02:13 | 59.18 |