And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6310 | 2020-10-04 00:34:23 | 138.92 | 100% |
| 4115 | 2016-09-30 18:03:32 | 124.68 | 97% |
| 2455 | 2014-07-30 12:50:33 | 125.23 | 98% |
| 2204 | 2013-12-17 04:11:12 | 125.25 | 98% |
| 1702 | 2013-07-03 18:06:58 | 113.12 | 97% |
| 837 | 2013-04-18 15:03:34 | 116.47 | 95% |
| 238 | 2013-03-21 21:21:44 | 130.29 | 100% |