And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2635 | 2014-04-20 18:16:11 | 81.34 | 98% |
| 2495 | 2014-02-12 15:40:05 | 78.05 | 94% |
| 2026 | 2012-05-18 09:24:34 | 87.58 | 97% |
| 1975 | 2012-05-07 14:45:45 | 87.31 | 96% |
| 1842 | 2012-04-18 09:02:42 | 85.73 | 94% |
| 1336 | 2012-03-07 14:17:30 | 90.71 | 98% |
| 1024 | 2012-02-08 15:52:30 | 78.23 | 97% |
| 520 | 2011-05-26 04:02:51 | 71.02 | 93% |
| 485 | 2011-05-22 17:02:25 | 71.81 | 96% |
| 339 | 2011-05-05 09:27:52 | 70.72 | 97% |
| 76 | 2011-04-20 14:23:01 | 64.26 |