And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3870 | 2012-11-23 05:23:03 | 137.67 | 92% |
| 3864 | 2012-11-06 21:14:02 | 154.68 | 91% |
| 3112 | 2011-09-21 22:12:54 | 141.59 | 93% |
| 3051 | 2011-09-19 00:15:57 | 148.17 | 91% |
| 2918 | 2011-08-24 02:44:14 | 149.50 | 95% |
| 2775 | 2011-08-18 00:24:33 | 130.11 | 85% |
| 2367 | 2011-07-30 21:19:39 | 138.04 | 91% |
| 2332 | 2011-07-30 16:17:06 | 146.31 | 97% |
| 1027 | 2011-07-14 23:07:35 | 139.61 | 89% |
| 949 | 2011-07-13 17:38:27 | 147.43 | 94% |
| 208 | 2011-06-22 01:43:30 | 165.68 | 98% |